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Post by ayohell on 13/12/2010, 17:16

@heavytread wrote:When I was 18 I got struck down by chicken pox big style. Not a square inch of flesh was left unblemished. Once the pox got to the dry and crispy stage (about 2 weeks in) and bearing mind I had long hair which had been left unwashed for the duration, as my head was also covered in zits, I looked like a plague bearing zombie with cornflakes stuck on my face. Which meant I wasn't going out much, so when the door bell rang one afternoon I quite pleased to be receiving visitors. However just before I opened the door I enquired as to who was there. "Jehovas!" Was the one word reply.
So I pulled the door open with some gusto and the look on the faces of these two middle aged women was priceless.
"Do come in." I said. But by this time they were half way down the road. So much for faith in God! It's the only time I've ever got shot of the God Botherers without an argument.... lol!

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Post by heavytread on 13/12/2010, 17:22

... well there was that time I got off with a midget but that's a very short affair...

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Re: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening . . .

Post by Guest on 16/12/2010, 18:27

Goad Ouvening Al

I have managed to get out of late night shopping for the first time since I don't know when cheers

I'm not sure if its the "Beefy Beard" or the scabs, but Mrs C(GBH 1) just raised an eyebrow at me as I was puttung my coat on to go out

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Post by Guest on 19/12/2010, 19:16

Good Evening Everyone,

Its been approx 12 hours, 12minutes and 2.34567seconds since I shaped the raggardy mess that was my beard and Mrs C(GBH 1) still hasn't noticed. I'm just counting down to the moment she does notice as gives it . . . lol!

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Post by Guest on 19/12/2010, 19:35

Is it time to play dot to dot yet on your spotty back Question

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Re: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening . . .

Post by Guest on 21/12/2010, 10:26

Morning all..

Today im taking my Charlie to meet his half brother and sister for the first time. He saw them once or twice when he was a baby but nothing more for ten years. Im shitting a brick tbh. If I had my way this wouldnt be happening coz its going to cause nothing but heartache for my son Sad Wish me luck!
Laters :)


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Post by Guest on 23/12/2010, 22:41

Just caught this, how'd it go? (My girls are quite lucky in as much as thier half sister lives about 500 yards away)

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Re: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening . . .

Post by Guest on 28/12/2010, 03:31

Morning all,

I think I may just be well enough for a trip to the recycling centre later. Get rid of last years 'must have' gifts to make room for this years 'must have' gifts.
Shocked

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Post by Guest on 28/12/2010, 08:31

how are the spots my icthcy little freind ??

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Post by Guest on 2/1/2011, 00:07

Good evening everyone, families, I've kicked mine into touch after 2 times they sh1tted on me and my family twice.

2 times of complete and utter unforgivable acts, once you might forgive, twice not a chance. Anyway just kicking my eldest of the xbox so I can have a go.

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Post by Guest on 2/1/2011, 09:24

Well the Christmas family visits are over for another year and am finally back home... time to go out for some bank holiday beers! drunken

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Post by Guest on 4/1/2011, 02:59

Morning All,

Now that the spectre of New Year is fading, I thought it was time to return to the "pink" - LoL

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Re: Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening . . .

Post by Guest on 4/2/2011, 18:32

Evening All

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