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Post by regi_mental on 11/11/2010, 17:36

ffs, everyone is saying ffs.. affraid
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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 11/11/2010, 19:38

Why is it that people are fine with using up all the toliet paper but not with replacing it?

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 11/11/2010, 23:28

ffs lost at snooker again Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on 12/11/2010, 16:59

FFS! its been 28 hours since my Flu Jab and my arm still aches like a barsteward . . .

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Post by Guest on 13/11/2010, 18:49

FFS! My arm STILL aches. Guess I'm going back to Occupational Health on Monday.

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Post by Guest on 15/11/2010, 00:07

ffs - night shifts again this week

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2010, 08:54

Un- ****ing - believable. All week the Police have been letting me have my pass as soon as I get to the our main gate. This morning it was,"Sorry, it's not my job until 7 o'clock", so I walked over to the reception building and waited for the door to unlock it's self at 7. I then walked inside and shone my torch in the face of the "jobs worth" who was still sat in the gate house. When he finally dragged his **** over he looked at my pass and said "Oh, it says issue at 0600"! Suspect

Time for a letter to the Times . . . er . . . A lovely email to someone who will more than likely say "Yeah, and?" just before they delete it
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Post by tankt0p on 18/11/2010, 13:27

1 it's funny when it happens to someone else

I have an out of hours support car pass, but when I got called out one morning just after 6 the guard wouldn't let me through the gate... so I went back home Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2010, 15:04

ffs- the vets has charged me £120 for putting my cat to sleep and getting her cremated robbing little F**kers !!!!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 18/11/2010, 20:48

ffs some people

thats all

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Post by Guest on 19/11/2010, 08:26

FFS! The police had my pass at the gatehouse when I arrived this morning. I just had to wait 45 mins for a chuffin escort . . . . .

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Post by Guest on 19/11/2010, 09:05

FFS I dont have anything to complain about!

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Post by Guest on 19/11/2010, 10:45

ffs i nearly forgot about bringing my car to the garage today

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Post by Guest on 20/11/2010, 20:56

FFS! They are mangling Beatles songs on the Tw@t Factor

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Post by Guest on 22/11/2010, 19:09

FFS! My little'n just walked up to me and said "sniff my finger..." (which I dutifully did) "... It's been up my butt"

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 22/11/2010, 20:10

ffs the misses moaning the fook on
ffs got 6 days holiday to take before xmas
ffs two of our main competitors have gone bust and looking like we're going to pick up some of their work so have to price loads of stuff and might not be able to take time off
ffs now editor of the company news letter
ffs everyone keeps asking me about pc problems
ffs not playing black ops
ffs car brakes
ffs two pqq's to do
FFS can't be bothered to type and more FFS

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Post by Guest on 25/11/2010, 09:59

FFS! One of our kittens likes Ring Doughnuts . . . ???

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Post by Guest on 27/11/2010, 13:14

FFS! I just got kicked out of my local laser quest and the police were called. Apparently knifing somebody to save ammo is not allowed. . .

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Post by Guest on 27/11/2010, 16:24

Fu*k it - my BarHumbug xmas light have just packed up !!

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Post by Guest on 28/11/2010, 12:38

FFS Will I ever get more than just one number on the lottery!

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Post by Guest on 2/12/2010, 18:46

ffs - will i actually remember to put my lottery on !!

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Post by paul on skin on 2/12/2010, 18:52

ffs i have man flu ggrrr
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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 5/12/2010, 11:55

FFS! I managed to avoid the S&D my gang contracted only to be bed bound with a flamin' cold

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 5/12/2010, 12:02

ffs this pink is to bright Ah, that's better 1

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 5/12/2010, 12:09

FFS! It's not even Barbie Pink, it's flamin' FUCHSIA


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