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Post by Guest on 28/10/2010, 11:13

FFS! Why is it that however small they are, children ALWAYS take up the space of 2 adults when they get in bed with you.

Our youngest got in with us last night and when I got up this morning, it felt as if she'd been booting me in the spine

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Post by Guest on 28/10/2010, 11:43

FFS, why do clients keep getting allowed to make changes to their adverts ! im really getting pissed off at the min. Grrrrrrr. 5 fecking blookdy changes, tel numer in , telephone number out back in again, its like the bloody Hokey Kokey.




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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 28/10/2010, 12:54

@paul on skin wrote:
@Xindianna wrote:Think i'd rather play with me own toys !!! Laughing I'm a big enough kid as it is, don't need another one in the house Laughing
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i waited untill we had 3 before i got the snip

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The spuds are safe, well safely kept in a glass jar on the shelf......

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 28/10/2010, 12:56

Todays FFS are:

1. this PC, brand new, brand friggin new but when it starts up sounds like a tractor
2. the git I always get stuck behind, no matter what time I seem to drive down this one road I always get stuck behind him, its like he waits till I come over the brow of the hill before pulling out and driving really slow.

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 28/10/2010, 13:52

Does your tractor sound like a PC when you start it up?

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 28/10/2010, 14:16

Nope just the PC sounding like a tractor, brand new as well. Might not help it gets kicked a minimum of 5 times a day

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Post by Jamaikan Steve on 30/10/2010, 00:29

FFS...Who hunts undead bears and cougars with a frickin torch??
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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 01:11

Er. . You? lol!

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 14:32

FFS! My youngest girl came out of the kitchen with a palm full of sugar last night.

At least I thought it was sugar when I first saw it, because she was dipping her finger in it and saying "yum yum" Turns out it was SALT. Shocked

(She certainly doesn't get her love of salty stuff from her mother lol!)

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 18:33

FFS - Why is it my laptop or my phone always feel the need to "force close" just when you are in the middle of something!

Why does my laptop also feel the need to sound like an airplane at take off?!

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 18:43

FFS! Why do I find Miss Wotsit's sig strangely erotic? Shocked

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 19:49

FFS I actually have nothing to complain about today!

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 19:54

I take that back. FFS!

FFS Tottenham had a chance to finally win at old trafford for the first time since 1989 and what do they do? They go and lose 2 nil. Not impressed boys. Sad

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 20:30

They havent won since 1889? blimey!

I have a feeling "my lot" will be in the Championship next season - I knew I should have gone with Tranmere when I was a kid ...

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Post by Guest on 30/10/2010, 22:13

FFS look at liverpool, well you won't be able to look at them soon as they'll soon be in the championship. or worse. 1 1 1

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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 09:30

FFS! Just noticed the skin on my feet. Its gone from 'concrete' to 'crazy paving' I guess 16 months without training has finally caught up with me. I've gone from 1 to 1 ... 1

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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 11:32

FFS now I dont want to finish this bacon sarnie 1

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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 13:01

Cheeky

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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 13:02

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 13:02

FFs I want my 4000! NOW !

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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 13:05


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Post by Guest on 31/10/2010, 13:07

lol!

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 5/11/2010, 18:40

FFS! I am really starting to get bored now. I have been sat here with my feet up . . . for the past 13 years . . . and its STILL not time to go home yet

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Post by Guest on 5/11/2010, 19:06

If it makes you feel better Chops I'm home early! cheers cheers 1

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Re: The "FFS" thread. . .

Post by Guest on 6/11/2010, 08:19

FFS why is it on school mornings I have to DRAG my son out of bed but when the weekend arrives he is up at the crack of dawn and full of life Sleep

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