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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/2/2015, 05:04

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Post by wezbloke on 11/2/2015, 09:53

Shocked .................... *slowly backs out of the thread*
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Post by Psyman on 11/2/2015, 10:31

i would lock the thread but it might make him cry and nobody wants to hear lord cry
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Post by wezbloke on 11/2/2015, 10:38

agreed
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 11/2/2015, 10:45

Dirk dirk dirka dirk dirk

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Post by DAVIDB67 on 11/2/2015, 12:05

Lol
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Post by locknloadeire on 11/2/2015, 17:41

I heard somewhere that he doesn't have tear ducts, so he can't cry alien
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Post by Psyman on 11/2/2015, 23:12

thats nothing i heard he was once a famous burlesque dancer in a travelling midget show and went by the stage name of 'dirkgina'
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 12/2/2015, 01:22

@Psyman wrote:thats nothing i heard he was once a famous burlesque dancer in a travelling midget show and went by the stage name of 'dirkgina'

that's true, it was how I met Threemike and Epi. They used to come in each night for different reasons, threemike for the late night midget fights and Epi for the bearded midget

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Post by heavytread on 12/2/2015, 02:43

I heard he likes to polish his helmet with Brasso!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 12/2/2015, 03:35

@heavytread wrote:I heard he likes to polish his helmet with Brasso!

I used to, however I now use a mixture of sand, wood glue and bicarbonate of soda, its a very interesting mix guardian and is brown.

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Post by heavytread on 12/2/2015, 08:12

That is interesting Guardian, what particular shade of brown would that be?

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 12/2/2015, 09:11

Its a very interesting shade of brown, I think its ral 4310

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Post by wezbloke on 13/2/2015, 12:13

50 Shades of brown ........... Could be on to something here
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