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How to get banned on BF3 - works against the French best

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 5/6/2013, 13:35

1. search conquest domination on the close quarter maps
2. look for servers with no c4on flags or other rules such as no shotguns etc
3. check the server admins are on the server
4. check the are french
5. join server
6. switch side to opposite admin
7. sprinkle c4 around a flag like candy
8. run off and hide
9. wait till they are capping a flag, now wait till it turns red. if you wait then more come to the flag as it attracts people like candy. then BOOOOOOOM
10. tea bag, so all they see on kill cam is you tea bagging them
11. rinse and repeat, I would move flags as they will hunt you down

i did this on 5 servers yesterday and got banned 4 times

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Post by knikki91 on 5/6/2013, 14:59

lol!
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 5/6/2013, 16:12

you get so many interesting messages
also level 100's really don't like it and then try hunting you down

also if you put c4 near a motion sensor you get people at random times

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by ayohell on 5/6/2013, 21:18

or you can go on a "no grenade" server and get killed countless times by the grenade firing noob tube, equip one and kill just one single admin.. insta ban! and the level 100 M16 with 1000stars and not a kill using any other weapon baring a jet guy shouts at you in russian to explain the ban! 1
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Post by redbaron0 on 6/6/2013, 07:37

Lol

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/6/2013, 12:52

server last night with welly had no nade launchers, c4, claymores, snipers, shoutguns, mp5k, mp7, ump blah blah blah

of course welly and i read the rules and then C4 and shotguns everywhere!

we also renamed dip dip potato chip to bodger and badgering in or mashed potato

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by jimmylegs519 on 6/6/2013, 13:19

I'm surprised they just didn't surrender there server to you!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 9/6/2013, 11:38

yesterday i found one called the trol server, so thought oh well they would be happy to be trolled. one flag and 4 c4 kills later i get banned. turns out those who troll don't in turn like being trolled!

scrap metal is the best map fro c4 kills, run straight to c and spread c4 love all over it without capping it and then hide. they ALL run for it and BOOOOOM minimum 4 kills. then tea bag and run off.

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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