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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 26/6/2012, 13:35

I used to tea bag the world
nuts would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I tea bag alone
hunt the snipers I used to pwn

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old lord is dead! Long live the lord!"

One minute I held the key
Next the admin were closing in on me
And I discovered that my gussets stand
Upon pillars of banned and pillars of pain

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
ARC Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my gusset, my tea and cake
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
Once you bag there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I tea bagged the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become

asshats wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be a tea bag king?



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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by ayohell on 26/6/2012, 15:38

Can I recommend a good doctor or three?

Dr Paul on Skin M.aD.
Dr Roto router (also a practising oral gynaecologist)
Dr Jack (Dirty dangler) Bauer PhD(24hour course passed)

and were you wearing silly plasters on your fingers while you wrote this?
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Post by SixenSix on 26/6/2012, 16:13

lol! This Farnsy character is starting to scare me......plz call the peeps in the white coats......LOL 1

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Post by redbaron0 on 26/6/2012, 17:45

ayohell wrote:Can I recommend a good doctor or three?

Dr Paul on Skin M.aD.
Dr Roto router (also a practising oral gynaecologist)
Dr Jack (Dirty dangler) Bauer PhD(24hour course passed)

and were you wearing silly plasters on your fingers while you wrote this?

dont forget Dr Baron he is here to help but honest Paul what were you thinking

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Post by redbaron0 on 26/6/2012, 17:46

lol

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Post by angelis on 26/6/2012, 17:53

Wow talk about a slow day at work
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 27/6/2012, 13:05

i thank you all indeed i thank you all

come on you lot did you expect any form of sanity from me? really?

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Xindianna on 27/6/2012, 19:40

redbaron0 wrote:
ayohell wrote:Can I recommend a good doctor or three?

Dr Paul on Skin M.aD.
Dr Roto router (also a practising oral gynaecologist)
Dr Jack (Dirty dangler) Bauer PhD(24hour course passed)

and were you wearing silly plasters on your fingers while you wrote this?

dont forget Dr Baron he is here to help but honest Paul what were you thinking

And don't forget me, Dr Jones

I'll Whip your ar$e into shape !!!! Or bury you with the ancient artifacts !!!
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Post by Guest on 2/7/2012, 12:49

thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !

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Post by Guest on 3/7/2012, 10:02

Now that I would pay to see. Well maybe...

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 3/7/2012, 13:25

twizted545 wrote:thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !



i can't sing, however you can!

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by masher77 on 3/7/2012, 16:18

twizted545 wrote:thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !

In his fez whilst wearing his monacle.........Hell Yeh Twisted Evil
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 4/7/2012, 13:02

masher77 wrote:
twizted545 wrote:thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !

In his fez whilst wearing his monacle.........Hell Yeh Twisted Evil

would go for the comfy high backed arm chair in green leather, smoking jacket, fez, monacle with a pair of hunting dogs at my feet in front of a roaring log fire.

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by masher77 on 4/7/2012, 14:45

Lord Farnswaller wrote:
masher77 wrote:
twizted545 wrote:thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !

In his fez whilst wearing his monacle.........Hell Yeh Twisted Evil

would go for the comfy high backed arm chair in green leather, smoking jacket, fez, monacle with a pair of hunting dogs at my feet in front of a roaring log fire.

Xmas number 1 hit right there bro Twisted Evil
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/7/2012, 17:11

might send it to that bloke who did the blops tea bag song

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 10/7/2012, 13:05

Lord Farnswaller wrote:
twizted545 wrote:thast awesome now you need to sing it and record it !



i can't sing, however you can!

if i had the words up whilst playing i could haha

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 11/7/2012, 13:18

might do another song in a bit

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 15/7/2012, 14:56

Do you do requests Question

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Post by masher77 on 15/7/2012, 15:28

Yeh he does requests,usually cost you a jammy dodger though Laughing
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 15/7/2012, 19:56

Over the Hill wrote:Do you do requests Question

yarp

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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