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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 23/11/2011, 13:15

no not from here, although i can here some of you shouting YEAH, I have been offered another job and am going to hand my notice in, so as part of the letter I'm going to put this.

I have decided to leave due to one of the following reasons:

1. I can no longer hold back my feelings for one of my colleges, they way he wears that grey shirt and paisley tie just does something for me.

2. I am running away to join the circus as the bearded lady, it has taken a while but i have finally saved enough money for the operation.

3. I am taking time out to get as much training in for the olympics, i have had ny application accepted as a oil applicator to the female gymnastic team.

4. I have been secretly taking tea bags from the kitchen and can no longer live with the guilt.

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Post by Epitome22 on 23/11/2011, 13:28

Not serious are ya Lord? Just do what we all do with shitty co-workers, frame them for embezzlement :)
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Post by Guest on 23/11/2011, 23:25

Haha class. Number 4 would be my favourite lol!

Good luck in the new job 1

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Post by ayohell on 23/11/2011, 23:44

good luck in the new job Farnsy, I'd have gone with 'after all these years I have decided to give up the drink and theres no way I can hack this job sober!'
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Post by redbaron0 on 24/11/2011, 07:39

nice one lord lol!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/11/2011, 12:33

epi - yes its true.

was also thinking along the lines of

It is more and more difficult for me to hide that fact that I work with people who I could happily kill using my own arm which i would bite off!

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Epitome22 on 24/11/2011, 12:49

In that case as fun as it might be to give a creative resignation and a two fingered salute, might I recommend restraint? Your better off maintaining the best relationships you can even after you leave.

Just professionally hand in your notice and politely explain that the working conditions are intolerable.

Then bad mouth them to us while playing BF3. (BTW play more BF3, I need your tags Wink
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/11/2011, 12:54

i shall be highly professional in my resignation, then dance around the office going 'hell yeah hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
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Post by Guest on 24/11/2011, 16:26

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Post by Guest on 24/11/2011, 16:34

Lord Farnswaller wrote:i shall be highly professional in my resignation, then dance around the office going 'hell yeah hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

How about a good bye tea bagging? Nothing says good bye like a good tea bagging!

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Post by Guest on 24/11/2011, 17:24

you are leaving because of your addiction to teabaging and you cant suffice your need in that establishment

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 25/11/2011, 12:41

RotoRouterZA wrote:
Lord Farnswaller wrote:i shall be highly professional in my resignation, then dance around the office going 'hell yeah hell yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

How about a good bye tea bagging? Nothing says good bye like a good tea bagging!



why you a right, i see much bagging a coming! might get put on gardening leave!

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
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And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Robbie Dangerous on 25/11/2011, 14:36

Lord Farnswaller wrote:epi - yes its true.

was also thinking along the lines of

It is more and more difficult for me to hide that fact that I work with people who I could happily kill using my own arm which i would bite off!

Reminds me of a Smiths song.
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Post by Guest on 27/11/2011, 22:11

Congrats mate, let the grass be greener on the other side.

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Post by heavytread on 28/11/2011, 13:50

I believe this is now an app. iResign automatically sends a resignation letter to the boss detailing their complete lack of organisational / management skills along with a long list of their fuckups that you have personally sorted out.... lol!

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