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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 18/11/2011, 13:01

Yes I have written a book on bell polishing as to be honest who doesn't like a shinny end of ones bell.



I have polished mine so much that people have remarked they can see their faces in it!

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2011, 15:06

i've told you before about using to much Brasso

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2011, 17:50

have you been seen hiking in switzerland affraid http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15785219

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2011, 18:54

runyoumuppet wrote:have you been seen hiking in switzerland affraid http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15785219

That poor fellow in the picture probably has an inny & not an outy!!!

I always figured you as a knob polisher Farnsy!! Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 18/11/2011, 19:52

he kept his Fez hat on lol!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 19/11/2011, 13:37

one should always wear a fez when polishing the end of ones bell

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 20/11/2011, 20:10

Do you also do the 'spit and polish' method Question

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 22/11/2011, 13:07

depends on who is with me at the time

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 23/11/2011, 12:22

are you offering you bell polishing services ?

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 23/11/2011, 12:41

to a very select few

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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