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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 4/10/2011, 13:10

When the advert says bazooka that Verruca they don't actually mean a bazooka.

The doctors say although he lost a leg he should be fine!

I mean you help someone with a skin infection and what do you get? Called a loon with a rocket launcher and arrested

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Post by Guest on 4/10/2011, 19:49

i swear i didnt do it

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Post by Guest on 4/10/2011, 23:17

How do you come up with therse Lord?! lol!

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Post by knikki91 on 5/10/2011, 11:44

@Lady zombieslyr wrote:How do you come up with therse Lord?! lol!

Wrong medication or Lady F left the door unlocked again
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 5/10/2011, 12:49

@Lady zombieslyr wrote:How do you come up with therse Lord?! lol!



no idea the two halfs on my brain compete with each other to come up with random things, all i need is a subjet and BOOOOOM

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
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And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 10/10/2011, 10:45

milking cows...........................cutting grass, or double glazing.

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 10/10/2011, 12:58

1. always make sure it is a cow when attempting to milk it, otherwise the RSPCA prosectution will be issued soon.

2. cutting grass - note to self never use a daisy cutter to mow the lawn, it gets the job done but you have to spend the rest of the week filling the hole in and disposing of the body parts

3. double glazing - cannot be achieved by nailing new panes of glass onto the existing frame, plywood offers a cheaper alternative and you can then cut holes in it to let the light in!!!!!!

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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