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Things people say when they fart !!

Post by Guest on 14/9/2011, 08:19

I was having this conversation with a friend of mine last night ( this was in between discussing the plight of the third world and great renaissance painters ) We came up with a few ourselves

" Taxi for brown "
" Don't tear it, we'll take the whole piece "
" More tea vicar ? "

and my personal favorite

" Keep shouting sir....we'll find you "

I was wondering if anyone else had any personal favorites ??

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 14/9/2011, 08:34

have a chew on that

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Post by SCAT on 14/9/2011, 10:06

"Get out and Walk"
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Post by johnz0r on 14/9/2011, 10:07

@SCAT wrote:"Get out and Walk"

Mofo, you stole my line.

Another favourite is 'that stung'
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Post by Psyman on 14/9/2011, 10:20

speak up brown
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 14/9/2011, 13:21

more tea vicar? fook the tea I'll have some more cake!



all quiet at the back please
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Post by paul on skin on 14/9/2011, 13:37

i say

eeerrrr love that was gross {always blame wife or kids} lol!
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Post by Guest on 14/9/2011, 13:50

"The toothless wonder has spoken"

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Post by Guest on 14/9/2011, 16:13

now this is a thread at my level!!!!
if you fart ask the nearest person:
"do farts have lumps?" and look worried
if it stinks say:
''are you enjoying my poo particles?"

if someone else farts
''can you smell horse seamen?''

if children are present:
i've just eggy pumped

if your mrs fart
''go and have a dry wipe you dirty bitch!''

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Post by Jamaikan Steve on 14/9/2011, 16:15

"Must be Duck season"
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Post by SCAT on 14/9/2011, 16:18

sorry just had a 'bum burp' Embarassed
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Post by Deathbox36 on 14/9/2011, 17:54

I think I've followed through.
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Post by Deathbox36 on 14/9/2011, 17:55

Better out than in! (works with burps too)
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Post by Guest on 14/9/2011, 20:28

If someone else farts, ask why it smells like hot condoms. Or your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same.
I Always say " that's going to itch when it dries".

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Post by Guest on 17/9/2011, 10:39

Who opened Draculas coffin?

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Post by monkeyboy2109 on 17/9/2011, 10:45

'Oh damn it, that's the third pair I've ruined this week!'
Or
'oops, Mop up on aisle 1!'

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