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Post by Guest on 16/7/2011, 16:28

Watching the 'Deadliest Warrior" the other night got me wondering?

If they put Chuck Norris against someone else who would win? This got me thinking of possible matchups for him.

Chuck Norris vs. Burt Reynolds
I dunno who would win but I would pull for Burt. This would be Burt in his prime more than likely from the 70's.

Chuck Norris vs. Jason Statham
This would be just an awesome fight. Do not know who I would take in this one.

Chuck Norris vs. James Bond
Any one of the incarnations of Bond will do. Although I would prefer it to be Sean Connery. I would have to go with a slight edge to JB with all of Q's gadgets is the only reason for this.

Chuck Norris vs. Perez Hilton
This the only match where they should not use the computer model for this should be a real fight to the death. Just tell that fruity Hilton it is fake fight and Chuck is gonna let him win. Then tell Chuckles that Perez says that Chuck makes him horny.

Feel free to add your Chuck vs. matchups.

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Post by Guest on 16/7/2011, 16:43

Chuck Norris V Godzilla Wink

Chuck Norris V Batman - No brainer......Batman very time Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 16/7/2011, 16:58

ARC Rorschach wrote:Chuck Norris V Godzilla Wink

Chuck Norris V Batman - No brainer......Batman very time Very Happy

I agree with you on Batman. Godzilla would get slaughtered.

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Post by Guest on 18/7/2011, 08:20

J4ck Bauer 78 can kick that Chuck Norris ass Twisted Evil Laughing

It wasn't easy though! and I remember feeling a strange bead of moisture running down my face. Was the first time I broke a sweat Laughing

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 18/7/2011, 12:44

Chuck V rambo - chuck to win as MIA seriosuly kicked rambos butt

chuck v The terminator

chuck v a alien

chuck v a predator

chuck v childhood obesity

chuck v new international

chuck v Soap Mctavish - close one due to the pussy heart beat sensor

chuck v Colonel Beckwith (founder of delta force)

chuck v the instruction manual to a childs dolls house

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Post by heavytread on 18/7/2011, 17:21

Chuck Norris vs Stephen Hawking... Too close to call this one.... lol!

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Post by USMCWeatherMan on 18/7/2011, 20:41

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...but he never cries Very Happy
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Post by Deathbox36 on 18/7/2011, 20:54

Chuck Norris can snipe with a shotgun
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Post by Guest on 18/7/2011, 21:36

Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee

and Bruce Lee won. sorry kids

just call me Mr. Killjoy


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Post by Guest on 19/7/2011, 08:24

Chuck Norris vs Jay Leno


Seriously the chin will just absorb any roundhouse.

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 20/7/2011, 12:35

chuck v prince phillip!

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Post by Guest on 20/7/2011, 12:42

chuck vs master chief ;o

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 20/7/2011, 13:18

chuck v a clowm with a custard pie

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Post by Guest on 21/7/2011, 08:59

donkeyboy002 wrote:Chuck Norris vs Jay Leno


Seriously the chin will just absorb any roundhouse.

LOL was that picture taken before or after the roundhouse Laughing

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