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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 14/7/2011, 13:24

What did you expect some intellegant comments on the state of the EU and the finacial crisis?

instead

why do birds fall in love? and why did someone sing about it?

I haven't been phone hacked

never done the polka

never seen Jordan naked

you US lot are lucky, we have the flippin Beckhams back.

oh look a duck

and a butterfly


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Post by Guest on 14/7/2011, 17:02

Its not the ducks and the butterflys you want to watch out for.....
its...the....clowns!

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Post by Guest on 15/7/2011, 12:22

do you like pina coladas and the pouring rain ?

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Post by Guest on 15/7/2011, 17:34

Yes but I'm not into yoga

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Post by KingPrawnKarma on 15/7/2011, 18:24

im partial to champaigne
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Post by Guest on 15/7/2011, 19:07

But do you like making love after midnight?

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Post by KingPrawnKarma on 15/7/2011, 21:00

Yes. Especially in the dunes of the cape
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Post by Guest on 18/7/2011, 12:18

sandy crack

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 18/7/2011, 12:51

or sand in you manjina?

i like running butt naked down the beach with the wind in my hair

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 18/7/2011, 13:24

What bloody hair?

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 18/7/2011, 13:28

well I am hairless apart from that on my head

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 18/7/2011, 15:50

Lord Farnswaller wrote:well I am hairless apart from that on my head

To much information lord lol!

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Post by Deathbox36 on 18/7/2011, 19:39

Sounds like the comb over from hell if you ask me..
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 20/7/2011, 12:34

xx JayNic xx wrote:
Lord Farnswaller wrote:well I am hairless apart from that on my head

To much information lord lol!

it was a horrific accident and one I wish you'd never brought up, the memories are just too painful!

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Tiger on 20/7/2011, 12:44

GOOSE! Laughing
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Post by Guest on 20/7/2011, 12:44

butt crack comb over. Painful memories just liek that night with you adn that jedi light saber a doctor who screw driver and Mr Piggleworth.

Scars... children will fear you forever

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 20/7/2011, 12:53

i have scars in places other than my mind

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 24/7/2011, 09:25

Besides the fear of pancake batter early on tuesday mornings. I like to consider myself the kind of daisy who will flower when the time is just right, then get picked young like a female african wasp. But that giant gang bang is an almost exact state of the world. A bunch of rich fat cats bending us all over and laughing as they smear our dried up remains all over a rolled up magic carpet.

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/7/2011, 12:30

now that made sense, perfect sense....

i see that you too have partaken of the flowering berry of the gawonga tree

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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