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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 7/7/2011, 12:58

You may see on the news later about a incident where a man and woman were bludgeon to death.

I'll see everyone in about 30 years!

off to get the tire iron out of the boot


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Post by Psyman on 7/7/2011, 14:11

wtf ?
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Post by mutantblues on 7/7/2011, 16:26

Having fun with the couple next door again?

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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by Guest on 7/7/2011, 16:41

Do not use the tire iron from your car. Use the iron from their car. Find a fresh grave in your local cemetary. Bury them there, the dirt is loose and the dirt will settle over time so the cemetary caretakers will not notice that the grave was disturbed. I should stop typing now.......

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Post by Guest on 7/7/2011, 20:09

good job

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Post by Guest on 7/7/2011, 20:32

Damn New Mexicans.

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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/7/2011, 13:13

line manager and receptionist

right got some lime, some bleach, one freshly dug grave and a golf club


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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 8/7/2011, 13:54

take the hands off and teeth out too

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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/7/2011, 16:29

ta mate

cor who thought that a gaming website would be so useful!

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 8/7/2011, 16:41

All you had to do was ask, and you did. So I gave you most of my "disposal" advice. Not all but most.

I have a daughter albeit she is young (4 y/o). I have a feeling my knowledge may come useful one day. For intimidation purposes only (of course).

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/7/2011, 16:49

FOSTBITTEN wrote:All you had to do was ask, and you did. So I gave you most of my "disposal" advice. Not all but most.

I have a daughter albeit she is young (4 y/o). I have a feeling my knowledge may come useful one day. For intimidation purposes only (of course).

my wife has already stated that all males wishing to court our 2 daughters will need to supply:
DNA sample
criminal history
genetic make up
full family history back to the saxons

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 8/7/2011, 16:54

@Lord Farnswaller wrote:
FOSTBITTEN wrote:All you had to do was ask, and you did. So I gave you most of my "disposal" advice. Not all but most.

I have a daughter albeit she is young (4 y/o). I have a feeling my knowledge may come useful one day. For intimidation purposes only (of course).

my wife has already stated that all males wishing to court our 2 daughters will need to supply:
DNA sample
criminal history
genetic make up
full family history back to the saxons
That is a good woman you have there.

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Post by SirReal Madrid on 8/7/2011, 19:44

Farswaller has kids!!!!
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Post by Guest on 8/7/2011, 19:57

@SirReal Madrid wrote:Farswaller has kids!!!!

I would almost guess they are not kid's in the normal sense. More like Minions, Servants and Jesters

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 11/7/2011, 13:09

@SirReal Madrid wrote:Farswaller has kids!!!!

don't be too shocked, but yes two daughters aged 6 and 8.

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by ayohell on 11/7/2011, 13:17

@Lord Farnswaller wrote:
@SirReal Madrid wrote:Farswaller has kids!!!!

don't be too shocked, but yes two daughters aged 6 and 8.

enjoy the easy years Farnsy... mine are 14 and almost 17... and I suggest your misses starts with a Q Pac test to illiminate the majority of suiters then you step in with intimidation techniques to put the rest off 1
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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 11/7/2011, 13:24

youngest walked in a couple of weeks ago and says 'I have a boy friend and I kissed him'

I went to the shed and got the shovel and axe!

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by SirReal Madrid on 11/7/2011, 15:57

You guys need to lighten up. Its part of growing up :)
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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by Guest on 12/7/2011, 10:11

Hire an industrial tree shredder drive up to a lake/reservoir and shred the evidence in to the water, it's been done before, but just the thought of someone being pulled into and shot out the other end in little bits. Twisted Evil

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Post by Deathbox36 on 12/7/2011, 13:35

A friend of mine was once dating a girl who's father was a little bit of a nutcase, he took my mate into the kitchen opened the kitchen drawer (which contained a handgun which was stange in itself as mine only has knives and forks) and made it quite clear that (and i quote) if you f**k my daughter i'm gonna f**k you and i don't think he meant it in the Greek sense of the term either.
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Re: For those living in the South West

Post by knikki91 on 12/7/2011, 13:59

IF your going to use a shredder to hide the anything make user you have a load of industrial bleach. It really does destroy DNA making just that bit harder to find you.
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