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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/6/2011, 13:10

As we have had a flood of new members its time to update the meet the staff.



Sixensix – Joint head bossman top dog etc with Keltic, actually often seen walking hand in hand with Keltic. Six is our resident vet and sheep gynaecologist, well he says he’s a vet but he has no formal training but is dead keen!



Keltix – also known as ‘the hatchet man’ or ‘fluffy whiskers’ depending on the time of day or who’s addressing him.



Lord Farnswaller – an inconsequential individual prone to random nonsense and babble. Touch the biscuit barrel and loose a arm (seriously he’s wired a claymore to the lid).



Fireangel – if he offers you to look at his hose, run! Run as fast as your legs will carry you.



Mutant – the name doesn’t sound very nice but he is actually a male model



Weatherman – inventor of the ‘stick your head out of the window and have a look’ approach to weather forecasting



Shocklink – current of an extended leave of absence, not at her majesty’s pleasure but more ‘if I see you on the x box any more you’ll be dead’ type pleasure



Champers – often seen wearing spats and nothing else



Indigo – TV star, fetish for midgets and jelly



MCE – owns a wolf and a load of guns, hides in bushes jumps out at passers by shouting ‘whoopie’



Airborne – likes apple pie, don’t mention cakes and wind.



Slayr – savage, into mankini’s, loves Britney Spears and floral dresses



Deathangel – inventor of the fart flute and nose horn, please don’t confuse the two!



Vandely – the man of many faces, all with one thing in common.

Mr Destri - no first name, bit like Mr T but with actually not really nothing like him to be honest. Please remember to call him Mr, last person who didn't was only identified using DNA.


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Post by ARC Fireangel on 24/6/2011, 13:21

Here's Six examining one of the sheep now:


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Post by Guest on 24/6/2011, 13:28

@Lord Farnswaller wrote:
Lord Farnswaller – an inconsequential individual prone to random nonsense and babble. Touch the biscuit barrel and loose a arm (seriously he’s wired a claymore to the lid).


Thought you were into nude power yodeling also? When did you stop?

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/6/2011, 13:32

after the accident with horn i can't bare to look a yodel in face

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Slayr on 24/6/2011, 13:43

@ARC Fireangel wrote:Here's Six examining one of the sheep now:






LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well Hello Dolly!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 24/6/2011, 13:48

that was dolly mark 1, he's on dolly mark 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 24/6/2011, 17:42

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! As always pauly , great

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Post by SixenSix on 24/6/2011, 17:53

U forgot Destri Razz

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Post by MyNameIsInig0 on 24/6/2011, 18:05

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE JELLY?? The midgets were a given i suppose but still.... lol!

And I almost cried looking at that home picture of Six
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Post by Guest on 24/6/2011, 18:25

@SixenSix wrote:U forgot Destri Razz

lol!

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Post by SixenSix on 24/6/2011, 18:59

Mr Destri wrote:
@SixenSix wrote:U forgot Destri Razz

lol!
He's got a great memory as U can see Destri Shocked lol!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 27/6/2011, 12:36

fixed




grovels before Destri, sorry Mr Destri begging forgiveness

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 27/6/2011, 16:39

No worries mate, I must remember to switch of stealth mode Razz

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