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Yesterday’s FFS moment which lead to today’s even better FFS moments

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 15/6/2011, 16:34

This week my college is on holiday so it’s a bit busy so yesterday I get a call from my boss saying could I drop of some of our promotional banners at an event he is at as the one he took is too big, Oh and can you make sure that the budget you are doing for me is ready for 9.30am tomo. So I drive the 1hr and a half to the place, drive home spend a couple of hours getting the budget done and email it to work. Got up nice and early and got to work at 7 to find our email filter has blocked and deleted the work I did, so have to do it again. Then at 9.15am I present it to be then told oh but we don’t know the land value and won’t find out till MONDAY. So why did I come in a hour and a half early then? So then I went to Trowbridge to look The Shires shopping Centre and the refurb work we are pricing and boy is that place mahosive.



But it gets better, oh so much better and oh so much funnier my college forgot to tell me that he had a meeting with a client today at 2.00pm for a prestart meeting! (waiting for my boss to find out, Nikki expect a large cloud over Trowbridge Thursday) So I have to then apologise for him and say I’ll be there in a bit but they say ‘don’t bother we’ll do it ourselves’ in that way you get from you wife when she wants you to do a job and you say you’ll do it later, the kind of tone which implies ‘YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS SON SHINE PAY WITH YOUR NUTS’



Thinking of running off and joining the circus, I hear the bearded midget ladies are quite good, speaking of midgets have you seen the Sky TV ad for the new David Walliams show with the midget in the stockings? I have heard EPI has been stalking her!



Any way enough of this old tosh its onwards and side wards for me

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Post by Guest on 15/6/2011, 17:14

For the price of a plane ticket and a corndog I will come help you out with your boss/problem.

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Post by ARC Fireangel on 15/6/2011, 18:07

BoozeHound wrote:For the price of a plane ticket and a corndog I will come help you out with your boss/problem.

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 16/6/2011, 12:34

BoozeHound wrote:For the price of a plane ticket and a corndog I will come help you out with your boss/problem.


find out how much it is and i'll sort it out! oh and I'll provide the shovel

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