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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 12/5/2011, 13:10

Sometime I feel like a proctologist. I have to deal with a holes all day long

I think gynacologists must make aweful lovers, 'oh look I haven't seen one of them in ages' or 'you should really get that seen to!'

what was the greatest thing before bread was sliced? and surely there has been better things since it.

if a tree falls over in a forest does anyone really care?

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Post by Guest on 12/5/2011, 13:19

Why is it that you never see white dog doo doo anymore?

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Post by Guest on 12/5/2011, 13:40

If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?

Isn't a "free gift" redundant?

How can there be self-help groups?

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?

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Post by regi_mental on 13/5/2011, 17:06

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

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Post by Guest on 28/5/2011, 16:10

Friendly Fire ????????

I think a party of gynaecologists and proctologists must be interesting

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Post by Guest on 14/6/2011, 19:39

How come people get mad when you pee in the pool but don't think twice about swimming in an ocean where a lot of animail poo?

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