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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/4/2011, 12:29

So you think that you can stop me? Well I tell you that you can. Yeah that surprised you didn’t it. Well nothing should surprise you, well except perhaps a ninja wearing a tutu jumping out from behind a curtain when you’re sitting on your sofa. That would actually be quite scary/interesting, as to why the ninja was wearing a tutu in the first place and why on earth said ninja was behind your curtain. Perhaps in the ninja world they aren’t allowed to come out of closets and instead prefer curtains? Plus do they have different level of curtain jumping outofness? Like he’s a yellow belt mock velvet curtain ninja or a black belt chiffon curtain ninja with a dan in net curtains.



Anyway where was I, oh yes sitting here writing babble and nonsense that’s right now back on subject, there’s a subject? Oh yeah that was it. Anyway I was reminded yesterday of my travels to the dark and foreboding place known as (queue drum roll, dramatic music perhaps created by Hans Zimmer) ‘Tiverton’! Yes Tiverton, I can see you the look of fear upon your face, that look of dread that only those who have trapped parts of their genitals in a zip, or got their had caught in a tight place have known. Or perhaps have ever farted in a lift and realised that its not sweat that’s running down your leg.



Well what I meant to say was that, well not wishing to beat around the brush, continue to keep you from your everyday life OH MY GOD WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU? Sorry but I thought I saw a curtain ninja behind you, wow that was close wasn’t it?

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Post by ARC Fireangel on 8/4/2011, 12:33

lol! .......another busy day at the office Paul

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/4/2011, 12:35

nope off now to Weston Super Mare and Tiverton

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Post by heavytread on 8/4/2011, 12:35

Quick nurse this man needs some Librium stat... lol!

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Post by Guest on 8/4/2011, 14:45

Well , there's not really much you can add to that ....! Lol

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Post by Guest on 8/4/2011, 14:47

Ummmmmm! What was that?

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Post by johnz0r on 8/4/2011, 15:30

No more drugs for that man Cool
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Post by Guest on 8/4/2011, 16:07

holy crap, where did you get such randomness lord, theres a really good mental home down here, i think you should pay a visit to it...i have to say... there is a lock up section...and i think thats where your heading!

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Post by Guest on 9/4/2011, 07:37

Curtain Ninja. 1

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