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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/4/2011, 15:59

Now this is the actual truth (maybe, possibly, okay its not)



Six



Founding member of the nude Norwegian female snow wrestling team, if there ever was a man who could wrestle a polar bear to the ground then its not Six as he’s allergic to polar bear fur.



Keltx



Do not mention the word ‘flubber’ near him, if you want to see a grown man do an impression of a slug covered in salt while singing ‘Gold finger’ then mention it. You have been warned.



Lord F



Best not mention him really, inconsequential individual who makes no sense.



Fireangel



Want to see something funny, play ‘fire starter’ by the prodigy when he’s in the room. Expect to be sprayed by his hose!



Mynameisindigo



Now this is a terrible story of a young man exposed to the rock and roll life of TV, one day he was a young naïve fellow looking to make his way in the world and work in TV. Next thing he is turning up to work wearing nothing but a sock and a fez, with a blond swim suit model on one arm and a midget porn star on the other. His friends remember him as an outstanding young man who enjoyed walking by the beach and growing flowers, now look at him he can have any woman he wants, drives expensive cars and gets paid a fortune. His friends are actually jealous of the lucky sod.



Norters



Oh good God what can we say about this man which hasn’t been written, details of his past are surrounded in a veil of secrecy involving him, the CIA, a Russian spy and some jelly. We ask people not to mention ‘rabbit jelly moulds’ near him!



DG45



Think of the love child of Ken Block and The Stig, well he’s not. Slightly better looking that THE HOFF.









Miss Wotsit



We chose in the interest of safety to refrain from discussing her past and instead will play some calming folk music.



Weatherman and MCE



Again we refrain from discussing their pasts due their ability to call a fire mission in on us, remember once a Marine always a Marine. Oh and God help anyone who stands on their flower bed, especially the pansy’s!



Wesman



For the love of God (or your particular deity) call him an American. Unless you want to go deaf from him getting ever so slightly upset!



Jaynic



Not the same person, honest, well we don’t actually have any proof that he/she aren’t the same person but we don’t like to press the matter.



Twizted



Top 10 music star, with the voice of an angel, a angel which is being force feed into a mulching machine and when we say top 10 music star his music career began and ended with one hit in the Albanian music chart, it was a quiet week.



EPI



Doesn’t drink, doesn’t swear and loves everyone. Bromance at its finest.



Wildfoxo



UN ambassador to Ireland and founder of the ‘I shall not swear’ charity, loves puppies and drinking ice tea.



Paul on skin



Again we chose not to mention him as do not want to wake up with a pair of nuts bouncing up and down on our chin that is unless we actually pay for it!



AYO



Owner and operator of one of the largest pig greasing companies in the Northwest, you need a pig greased then he’s your man.



Heavytread



Think David Bailey, then think of someone better looking, with the body of a God and well that’s not heavy.



Redbaron



For the sake of your own sanity do not mention the monkey.



Mutantblues



Have you ever seen a man juggle black widow spiders? All I can say is that it was a good job we had the antidote on standby.

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Post by heavytread on 6/4/2011, 16:04

lol! lol!

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Post by SixenSix on 6/4/2011, 16:08

All of that is true lol!

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:09

dude you have way to much free time lol!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/4/2011, 16:12

R4andomHero42 wrote:dude you have way to much free time lol!


Actually I am rather busy with 8 pre-qualification questionnaires, 1 CHAS application form, 1 budget split, 1 pre start meeting and a Site Waste Management Plan to do.



But sometimes the lunacy is just to much to bear and you’ve got to let it all out.

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When a mummy troll and a daddy douchebag love each other very much, they share a special hug. Sometimes, nine months later, the result is a beautiful baby shat goblin.

To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by mutantblues on 6/4/2011, 16:16

Juggling spiders is damned tricky I'll have you know.

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:19

It wasn't jelly. Well, it looked like jelly, but it was HIGH EXPLOSIVES. Had to infiltrate a Russian dwarf drug ring and they are ****ing nuts for jelly.

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:30

phewwwwwwwwwwww i got away without a mention Laughing

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Post by SixenSix on 6/4/2011, 16:36

DAVIDB67 wrote:phewwwwwwwwwwww i got away without a mention Laughing
Beware David U may have awakened the beast lol!

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:42

lol!

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:43

lol!
pure class as always

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 16:47

i have no fear,i live in the burbs

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Post by Xindianna on 6/4/2011, 16:55

DAVIDB67 wrote:phewwwwwwwwwwww i got away without a mention Laughing

Me too !!
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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 6/4/2011, 16:56

DAVIDB67 wrote:phewwwwwwwwwwww i got away without a mention Laughing


DavidB



What can be said that isn’t already written, well lots actually as no one has written about him. His formative years were spent as a spittoon emptier at the ‘Hairy handed’ strip club and wine bar. He then spent 8 years at Lady Spandex’s corrective school for boys with two left feet, a subsequent operation attached a right foot to his left leg. He currently works as an oil applicator to the Swedish All Female Body Building Team, a tough gig but one he takes on with gusto, gusto being his pet name for his paste brush.

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 17:01

at least you left out the bit about the two ladyboys, and the eastern european war criminal

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Post by SixenSix on 6/4/2011, 17:10

lol!

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Post by paul on skin on 6/4/2011, 17:46

lol!
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Post by xsor on 6/4/2011, 17:57

lol! I new we had some wieird members on here, I feel more at home now bounce
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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 18:40

Cheered up a dull afternoon .... Lol

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Post by Guest on 6/4/2011, 19:46

haha brilliant :)

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 7/4/2011, 12:51

Boozehound



Have you ever seen what happens when you give a Red Setter two litres of bourbon? No? Nor have we. Boozehound actually doesn’t drink and likes pussy.



Champers



Think Fred Austere, think Bing Crosby, think Bob Hope well he looks nothing like any of them. In the event of a fire call champers, mainly because he’s probably the one who started it!



Lazy



Looks like the love child of Lily Savage and Lady Ga Ga mixed with the fashion sense of Gok Wan.



Botty



He’s a real man’s man, really he is. If you’re a man after a man then he’s your man. Even though the man you’re after man like looking like a lady, he’s still the man at being a man’s man.



Gil



Weeeee splat, last thing heard by many a random as the lesser spotted Gil hands on top of them with the elegance of an air craft carrier, highly trained ninja he is not, badly trained ninja with a fixation for running around making noises like an air plane he is.



Baron von grumpy



He is actually a Count and the happiest person I have ever meet, owns a joke shop and is often seen wandering around with the horn, sorry a horn, then again……….



Angelis



Looks like an angel, walks like an angel, talks like an angel. That is an angle which has been carved from block of marble by a one armed blind stone mason, walks in mysterious circles as his left leg is longer than his right but however has the perfect voice for TV commercials. His latest work is the voice over for a brand of pile cream with the line ‘let my cream sooth your ring’ this commercial has however been banned.

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To tea bag or not tea bag– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Post by redbaron0 on 7/4/2011, 12:56

lol there was a monkey called C...nty

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Post by Guest on 7/4/2011, 13:00

i shall sing a song about this monkey.

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Post by Guest on 7/4/2011, 13:12

Hahahahahaha Classic

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 7/4/2011, 13:16

acolyte
Think Neo off the matrix, better looking and not into leather. doesn't use a tv just plugs his xbox into a 'special' jack located about his body

indy
thinks he is indianna jones and runs around with a whip, currently on remand for doing so in the House of Commons. took great pleasure (too much to be honest) in giving members the whip!

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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