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how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 28/3/2011, 12:51

went to the butchers yesterday to get some meat and the girls came with me, behind the counter they had the rear end of a couple of cows hanging up and 8 whole lambs

conversation went:
daddy?
yes
whats that?
Its a part of a cow
why is it hanging up?
because its dead
why?
becuase the man is going to cut it up to sell
how did it die?
it died of old age after a very fulfilling life
oh, it'll taste nice though (good girl), but are we going to eat its bum?
No, part of its back
oh, whats them?
lambs
Lambs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (que shocked face)
yes
Are we eating them?
NO
Good, how did they die?
Don't know
Why?
why what
why don't you know
because!

Note to self never take 6 and 8 yr olds to butchers in future

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Re: how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Guest on 28/3/2011, 12:53

lol

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Post by paul on skin on 28/3/2011, 14:18

lol!
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Post by USMCWeatherMan on 28/3/2011, 20:29

Ah kids!!! My 6yr old son is always asking questions everywhere we go.
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Post by angelis on 28/3/2011, 20:40

My lad likes to question everything as well, especially when I was skinning and gutting the rabbits i had shot the night before, trust him to turn up just as i was cutting the head off. He had a good look, a few questions then buggered off to annoy his sister. gotta love kids
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Re: how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Xindianna on 28/3/2011, 20:42

Kids, you want em to learn to talk, and once they start.....ya can't shut em up !!!!!!!!!

Thank f**k I don't have any !!!! Laughing
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Post by Tiger on 28/3/2011, 20:45

u don't eat lamb?! shocking! ha ha! Very Happy
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Post by Xindianna on 28/3/2011, 20:47

umm nope I don't to be honest Laughing

Only like chicken,turkey and beef Laughing
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Re: how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 29/3/2011, 12:37

Tiger wrote:u don't eat lamb?! shocking! ha ha! Very Happy


nah just beef, steak, bacon, pork, bacon, chicken, bacon, turkey, bacon, cat, bacon, dog, bacon, duck, bacon, swan, bacon, goose, bacon, whale, bacon, giraffa, bacon oh and did I mention bacon


also they had rump steak for sale, Chloe asks what part of the cow it comes from, the butcher said the cows bottom and points to it on the dead cow. She looks at him funny and goes 'your going to eat a cows bum! errrr your weird' then walks off to look at the pile of kidneys

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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of asshats
And, by opposing, end them







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Re: how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Guest on 30/3/2011, 18:27

Kids, who'd havem' cheers

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Post by regi_mental on 2/4/2011, 13:42

i always take the easy option and it goes like this

" dunno son... ask your mum"

always works... 1
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Re: how to tell a 6 and 8 yr old

Post by Guest on 2/4/2011, 22:23

regi you lazy !#@? and have fun doing that fagandswallow

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