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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 12:39

Ok... so idea of the game is.... you have to state something you would do if you ruled the world, it can be as crazy as you like! The sentence has to start with..If I Ruled The World....

I will go first....


If I Ruled The World....I would make gaming a full time job with a large salary!!!!


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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 12:45

sorry I already rule the world so your stuck working for ME

Moohahahahahahahah cough cough mohahahahahahaha

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 12:51

haha nooo noooo noooo you dont lordy!! if you rule the world, why do i not have a constant supply of cookies, doughuts, and why havent you got someone to invent a time machine, and why are we still putting up with a$$hats on call of duty?! hmmm?!?!?! Razz

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 12:53

1. oh yes i do (when the good lady lets me)
2. i have them but not allowed them (again good lady not letting me)
3. i do have a time machine but only allowed to use it when Michael Fox isn't and he has just lent it to Charlie Sheen! Last time I'll friggin see that then.

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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 12:55

well... that was a silly move! allowing mr fox allow mr sheen to use it!!! in fact I wouldnt want it back after charlie and his antics!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 12:57

not getting it back, someone 'accidently' set the time for 1 billion years in the future and according to Professor Brian Cox the sun will explode then! Opps!

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 12:59

oh dear, at least we will all be fossilised by then....some more so than others!!! 1

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 13:06

look heavy ain't that old yet

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 13:06

lol! *runs*

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 13:35

If i ruled the world...
first i'd take over canada "they've had it to good for to long" and use it as my base of ops.

then i would "forcefully" convince all the ppl of the world to join my new religion "all other religion would be destroyed", where are god would be a giant golden acorn and all the high priests would be chipmunks....All hail Alvin!!!

it kinda goes wihout saying all those lil miley cyrus/jersey shore/britney spears/paris hilton and all those other "for lack of a better word" ppl who are destrying the minds of kids with there infectious stupidity and general retardedness would be "removed" with extreme prejudice!

either that or some cake would be good. Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 13:48

awww i agree with all the miley ciruses etc but not the jersey shore lot, they entertain me! LOL

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 13:59

To bad there first on the list to go, but i'll be nice and let you have the dvd's just never ever ever, ever ever, ever, ever! talk/mention/coment about them and you can even have some cake! lol

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 14:47

mmm cake!!!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 15:11

R4andomHero42 wrote:If i ruled the world...
first i'd take over canada "they've had it to good for to long" and use it as my base of ops.

then i would "forcefully" convince all the ppl of the world to join my new religion "all other religion would be destroyed", where are god would be a giant golden acorn and all the high priests would be chipmunks....All hail Alvin!!!

it kinda goes wihout saying all those lil miley cyrus/jersey shore/britney spears/paris hilton and all those other "for lack of a better word" ppl who are destrying the minds of kids with there infectious stupidity and general retardedness would be "removed" with extreme prejudice!

either that or some cake would be good. Very Happy


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Welcome the World Domination Team and may we congratulate you on your new position as Head of ‘interesting persons removal’ and Official Cake Eater.



The selection process for this position was long and had several stages prior to your submission, however your CV and thoughts on the purging of idiots from the face of the planet was a breath of fresh air.



Please report to reception on the 9th March 2011 where you will be given a brief introduction, shown to your new office and given control of your army of ninjas. A complete list of those bell ends requiring immediate action is already on your desk.

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 15:52

my own army of ninjas and cake? F%&$ YEAH!!! Cool

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Post by SixenSix on 8/3/2011, 15:59

I would relegate Man U to the Conference league Twisted Evil

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Post by JustMeD on 8/3/2011, 16:01

I'd do jacksh*t but smoke and swear a lot .. Razz

Wait a minute I already do that .. Wink
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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 16:24

@SixenSix wrote:I would relegate Man U to the Conference league Twisted Evil


lol!

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 8/3/2011, 16:34

R4andomHero42 wrote:my own army of ninjas and cake? F%&$ YEAH!!! Cool

I'll even throw in a life time supply of crumpets!

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Post by heavytread on 8/3/2011, 16:35

@SixenSix wrote:I would relegate Man U to the Conference league Twisted Evil

Really? You mean you wouldn't be having it large in the Maldives with a bevy of comely sheep sipping Champagne and enjoying all the fruits of being the master of planet earth? lol!

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 16:37

mmmmm crumpets

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 16:42

no crumpets "i've never tried them" lol, twinkies! they'll do Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 16:53

lol!!! never tried a twinky! LOL sounds rude if you ask me! LOL

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 17:05

twinkies rock!!! there like epic deliciousness in a small pack that just make small fat kids cry with joy, and the fact no one loves them, but mostly its the joy thing! plus they sound dirty too so get the whole evil giggle while you say it lol

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Post by Guest on 8/3/2011, 19:07

If I ruled the world . . . the first thing to go would be Christmas

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