Heavy and AYO got me in the dog house with the misses

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Heavy and AYO got me in the dog house with the misses

Post by Lord Farnswaller on 10/1/2011, 12:46

Last night we were talking about home insurance quotes and other stuff then got on about silly insurance claims such as

I was attempting to light my farts when a large build up of gas errupted, caused by excess bean consumption, caused me to project a sheet of flame 4 foot from my backside, this hit my friend steve who was wearing a shell suit. He went up like a roman candle

I was laughing so much, the misses came into the room and had a right go at me because she couldn't hear dancing on ice as i was playing with my child like friends!

ah well it was worth it though!

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Post by Guest on 10/1/2011, 13:12

No XBOX for you for a year then?! Lol

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 10/1/2011, 13:14

nah, just got to sit down carefully until the turtle beaches get removed by the doctor

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Post by Guest on 10/1/2011, 13:16

ahhhhh.... not good. Surgery is required I assume...I am pretty sure they must be rather wedged! lol

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 10/1/2011, 13:18

surprisingly not very comfortable to sit on, only one end plus the mic is inserted and the cable has ben wrapped around my nadgers and I was strung up by it.


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The noscoping and douche bags of outrageous fortune,
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Post by Guest on 10/1/2011, 13:20

I got off just in time to avoid a woof night in the doghouse ...lol
Will be on laters if anyone about .

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Post by SixenSix on 10/1/2011, 13:21

I take it we should ban Ayo & Heavy then Question Twisted Evil

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Post by Lord Farnswaller on 10/1/2011, 13:23

Dg - I'll be on from 9 (maybe 8 if i am really lucky)

Six - oh yes, but heavy promised me a curlywurly not to ban him so just AYO

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Post by heavytread on 10/1/2011, 15:05

Mrs Heavy explaining to daughter why daddy was having hysterics: "I'm sorry sweetheart, YES he really is your father and NO it doesn't look like he's ever going to grow up...." lol!

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Post by MCE 81 on 10/1/2011, 15:39

Just get Kinect for the misses. On the positive side it will get you out of the dog house. Very Happy On the negative side, once she starts playing Dance Central you can kiss your console goodbye. Sad
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Post by USMCWeatherMan on 10/1/2011, 16:09

@heavytread wrote:Mrs Heavy explaining to daughter why daddy was having hysterics: "I'm sorry sweetheart, YES he really is your father and NO it doesn't look like he's ever going to grow up...." lol!

Mine usually says something similar, but usually there's a few "nerd" "goofball" monikers thrown in as well. Laughing
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Post by Xindianna on 10/1/2011, 18:57

@Lord Farnswaller wrote:surprisingly not very comfortable to sit on, only one end plus the mic is inserted and the cable has ben wrapped around my nadgers and I was strung up by it.


I thought they'd be in a jar by now, on your wife's side table, next to the bed scratch Razz 1
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Post by ayohell on 10/1/2011, 19:27

Banned again? damn I'm gonna lose my mic like Masher and keep safe!!

Some funny **** though .... one of those had to be there not funny recounted moments :)
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