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Post by Guest on 8/1/2011, 06:33

Earlier today I was playing on Fable 3 and was working on getting the 'saintly' bonus for my 'Shrieking Pilgrim' rifle ( you need to get 5 people to fall in love with you ) I had successfully managed to get 4 people to fall head over heels in love with me ( hey, come on,how hard can that be ) when I got a message that my son needed me back at the castle so I went to see what he wanted. My wife ( real life ) who was sat next to me piped up and said
" Hang on, you have 5 people now cos look, your son has a heart above his head "
To which I replied
" I'm pretty sure having my son love me doesn't count for anything "

A few seconds later we heard a loud sobbing coming from upstairs so I put down my controller and my wife and I went upstairs to find my youngest lad ( 6 ) sobbing his heart out on his bed crying " daddy doesn't love me " - Turns out, he'd gone to the loo and was coming down the stairs and overheard the tail end of our conversation " I'm pretty sure having my son love me doesn't count for anything ", didn't realise we were talking about the game and went running upstairs and flung himself on the bed.

I feel awful, took me ages to explain to a 6 year old what I was talking about, he's fine now though lol!

So in the words of Raaz-Al-Ghuul " Be aware of your surroundings " ( when playing xbox games )

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Post by Guest on 8/1/2011, 06:44

Awww bless him. Make a big fuss of him today and get that love flowing again lol

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Post by mutantblues on 8/1/2011, 06:46

lol!

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Post by Guest on 8/1/2011, 07:29

I think I have just been stitched up.......apparently, according to the " Tao of Mom " the best way for me to prove that I still love Regan would be for me to take us all out to Pizza Hut tonight

Hmmmmmm



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Post by paul on skin on 8/1/2011, 07:38

lol!
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Post by SirReal Madrid on 8/1/2011, 08:26

Wow, youre am a - hole!







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Post by Xindianna on 8/1/2011, 12:12

ARC Rorschach wrote:Earlier today I was playing on Fable 3 and was working on getting the 'saintly' bonus for my 'Shrieking Pilgrim' rifle ( you need to get 5 people to fall in love with you ) I had successfully managed to get 4 people to fall head over heels in love with me ( hey, come on,how hard can that be ) when I got a message that my son needed me back at the castle so I went to see what he wanted. My wife ( real life ) who was sat next to me piped up and said
" Hang on, you have 5 people now cos look, your son has a heart above his head "
To which I replied
" I'm pretty sure having my son love me doesn't count for anything "

A few seconds later we heard a loud sobbing coming from upstairs so I put down my controller and my wife and I went upstairs to find my youngest lad ( 6 ) sobbing his heart out on his bed crying " daddy doesn't love me " - Turns out, he'd gone to the loo and was coming down the stairs and overheard the tail end of our conversation " I'm pretty sure having my son love me doesn't count for anything ", didn't realise we were talking about the game and went running upstairs and flung himself on the bed.

I feel awful, took me ages to explain to a 6 year old what I was talking about, he's fine now though lol!

So in the words of Raaz-Al-Ghuul " Be aware of your surroundings " ( when playing xbox games )

Very Happy

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Post by heavytread on 8/1/2011, 14:37

He maybe fine now but wait till the teen gene kicks in..... affraid

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Post by SirReal Madrid on 8/1/2011, 15:23

Im calling child services :)
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Post by Guest on 9/1/2011, 14:47

i want some pizza hut too

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Post by Guest on 9/1/2011, 23:32

Stiched up and kipper spring to mind lol!

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Post by Guest on 10/1/2011, 16:28

He'll remind you of that in years to come.

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Post by SirReal Madrid on 10/1/2011, 17:50

On the bright side it could be worse horseshack. You could be a horrendous father :/
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Post by SirReal Madrid on 10/1/2011, 17:52

They have pizza hut in ireland? Facking americans :/
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Post by Guest on 11/1/2011, 00:11

mmmmmmmm pizza

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Post by Guest on 13/1/2011, 04:35

Hahahahaa Classic.

Though I really think you could have dealt with it a little better..

Anyone in the same situation should maybe take the
"Now if you're really good, and promise to look after me when I'm old, I'll think about loving you again" approach.

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Post by SixenSix on 13/1/2011, 04:43

I can hear it now....(in a few years):

Rorschach: No U can't have a brand new XPS gaming laptop for x-mas Exclamation
Regan: Dad don't U love me anymore Question Sad

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Post by Guest on 15/1/2011, 13:03

Kid's blackmail, best in the world.

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